Wrote this on a friend’s blog… Hope I tried?

theheavenlypress

About 0.004 days ago; 4 years in your world (remember a 1000 earth years is like a day in the heavenly realms), a joke circulated round the internet and came to mails near you. The joke goes thus:

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. During the experience, she sees God and asks for more time on earth (like Hezekiah did) and God adds 30 years. Upon her recovery, she decides to stay back in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation and tummy tuck. She even changed her hair colour. She figured since she had another 30 years to live, she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last surgery and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to…

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